Friday, May 29, 2009

how to survive with virtually no money...

basically all you have to do is sleep as late as possible.

if i sleep til like 1 o clock....by the time i do my morning stuff, take a shower, talk shit on the net, whatever.....its like 3 o clock.
and if you ask me, any food eaten after 2 is dinner.

now dinners out of the way.....time to drink!
it rules.

now, if i have to wake up at like 10 am.....i have to eat breakfast. then i gotta do lunch at like 3...which fucks up my whole dinner theory, technically making it dinner. but then i still have to eat a third meal....somewhere around 9 o clock. so now ive eaten a second dinner.....and cant start drinking until like 10.

BULLSHIT

1 comment:

  1. hahah i hate you.


    especially because i fully agree.

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