Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I'm in Europe.....

...and I still feel like a waste of life.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009


In two weeks I leave for tour in Europe.

Within those two weeks I have to come up with 310 dollars.

Within those two weeks I have to pack up my room, move out of my house, and find somewhere to store my shit.

Within those two weeks I have to figure out where I'm going to be residing in between and after tours.

If you say your life is stressful.....fuck you.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Tour.....I love you...

Life on the road......so chill.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

oh word?

some people at the end of their lives....after telling me to grow up every 5 seconds.....will look back and realize their life was a giant pile of shit.

cool....you'll have kids, you'll have a sweet car, and fancy house.

but you won't have one single fucking interesting story to tell anybody and you will die a boring, soul-less waste of skin and hair.

the only people who will ever give a fuck about your existence are your bosses, your phone company, your banks and your fucking credit cards.

eat a dick....im getting drunk

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

can i live?!

ripped pants.
stained shitty tee shirts.
broken cymbals.
fucked up drums.
busted skateboard.
3 dollars in my wallet.
no possible job prospects whatsoever.

this is fun.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

hell yeah.

Friday, May 29, 2009

how to survive with virtually no money...

basically all you have to do is sleep as late as possible.

if i sleep til like 1 o clock....by the time i do my morning stuff, take a shower, talk shit on the net, whatever.....its like 3 o clock.
and if you ask me, any food eaten after 2 is dinner.

now dinners out of the way.....time to drink!
it rules.

now, if i have to wake up at like 10 am.....i have to eat breakfast. then i gotta do lunch at like 3...which fucks up my whole dinner theory, technically making it dinner. but then i still have to eat a third meal....somewhere around 9 o clock. so now ive eaten a second dinner.....and cant start drinking until like 10.